Pic. No. 1 Way to go Gran'ma
Pic. No. 2 What a catch...... (click here to see a bigger version and appreciate the true horror)
I tried to think of a more tactful way of labelling the picture above, but couldn't, so I do apologise. So tell me, how on earth does she live life with those monstrosities dangling from her hands? At what point did she wake up thinking, 'you know what Bob [pronounced Baaaab], my life would be so much better if my fingernails were a foot long.' Absolutely. bloody. Unbelievable.
P.S. On a more practical note, how did she get into her purse to pay for her shopping?